I'm the guy who wrote the world famous "Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like tv? I saw a rock. Hi." ADD quote. It's all over the internet. I'm famous now, right? The grass is tall. Do you like stuff? Also an aspiring stand-up comedian (Johnny Leroy), freelance graphic designer, musician & writer with an uncanny knack for being witty, sarcastic and a wee bit of a smart ass. Spreading my weirdness to the world. I will hug you. Hi.