There is an art to choosing the perfect bag for trick or treating. When I was a boy, I used everything from pillow cases to sleeping bags. Two fundamental problems, there: the pillow case would’ve been ideal, but it didn’t have any handles, and the sleeping bag was just… I mean… it was a sleeping bag. Ha ha. Who carries around a sleeping bag to trick or treat with?! Yeah, I guess I was a strange kid. 🙂
It’s coming down to the wire, but you still have time to order nature’s most treat-tastic, fun-errific, most candy-carrying-est bag on the market… the Spreadshirt Halloween trick or treat tote bag!
This candy carrying behemoth holds at least 23,226 jelly beans (probably), 316 peanut butter cups (give or take), 7.97lbs of licorice (or somewhere within a tenth of a pound of that figure), loads of lollipops, caverns of candy bars, millions of mallows, a jumble of jaw breakers. And it’s got HANDLES! Just when you think you can’t carry it any more… when you’re trudging your way through your sixteenth neighborhood and knocking on your twenty-seven-hundredth door… when the dead weight of your Halloween haul gets to be too much to carry… you can sling this bad boy over your shoulder and soldier on, you little goblin!
Put any design or text you want on your trick or treat tote bag and order today! Personalize it with your name or maybe even make it part of your costume. Orders are processed and shipped within 48 hours, so hurry up and you’re sure to have yours by the 31st. Yay for candy! Yay for Halloween! Yay for Spreadshirt trick or treat tote bags!
