Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird!…. It’s a plane!… It’s… It’s… Wait… It’s nothing. I don’t see anything up there! Let’s start this over.
Look! On your desk! It’s a stapler!…. It’s some sticky notes!…. Nope!… It’s Magnificent Mouse Pad and Colossal Coaster! Able to effortlessly guide your mouse through countless spreadsheets and reports! Capable of keeping coffee rings from taking up permanent residence on your mahogany! These two super heroes have very special powers that you don’t find in any old Joe Calculator.
Mouse pads are an essential part of home or office desk life. With the days of wired mice long behind us, it’s really helpful to have a buffer between your wireless mouse and desk for a few reasons:
1. A mouse pad prevents your mouse from leaving mouse tracks all over your desk. Mouse tracks can be anything up to and including scratches, scuffs and little tiny paw prints (kidding 😉 ).
2. Most wireless mice are laser-guided. Yes, that’s the little red light on the bottom of your mouse that you can put tape over to drive your coworkers crazy thinking their mouse isn’t working. A mouse pad acts as the perfect surface for fast and accurate laser absorption and quick and agile cursor maneuvering.
3. A personalized, customized mouse pad from Spreadshirt is cool as all get out. Forget the plain black mouse pads your parents and 7th grade History teacher use. Slap your favorite photo, design or text (or all three) across your custom mouse pad and wow your coworkers and friends alike. Trust me, it works. My mouse pad is a cartoon cat. Get it? Classic. Meow.
4. Spreadshirt’s mouse pads have a composite rubber bottom that prevents them from slipping all over your desk during an intense game of Angry Birds, some serious trash-talking on Facebook or, let’s just say homework. Yeah. Homework.
Now coasters. Coasters are kind of like tiny mouse pads, but they’re for drinks and aren’t really like mouse pads at all. 🙂 If your childhood was anything like mine, you heard “put a coaster under that” more times than you care to admit. Actually, if it was anything like mine, you wake up in a cold sweat two to three times a week from a recurring nightmare involving this very phrase. Have I said too much?
In any case, coasters are highly important pieces of decorative furniture protection. Here’s what you can expect from your set of four customized coasters from Spreadshirt:
1. There are four of them. Duh.
2. All four coasters are brilliantly printed with the same awesome design, photo or text of your choice. If you want different designs, you should order eight. Or twelve. Sixteen. Any multiple of four, really.
3. Coasters prevent your beer—I mean your juice—coasters prevent your juice from leaving the dreaded “condensation drink ring of death” on your coffee table, desk, night stand, or wherever you rest your beer juice milk.
4. Spreadshirt’s coasters measure 3.75”X3.75” (that means they’re square) and have a cork bottom to prevent the sliding and the thermal conduction (see: “heat transfer”, “hyper physics”, or “the finish on your mom’s antique coffee table that she inherited from your Great Aunt Louise just got wayyyy messed up because you put your volcanic cup of hot cocoa with the mini-marshmallows down on it without using a coaster”).
So, now that you’ve learned a little bit about the secret identities of Magnificent Mouse Pad and Colossal Coaster, it’s high-time you super-power your desk, coffee table or any such piece of home or office décor with highly-customized, perfectly-personalized coasters and mouse pads from Spreadshirt. Get yours today!
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