The last layer of defense against spillage of all sorts, this adjustable apron is a wonderful gift for yourself or a loved one. With plenty of coverage and pockets for utensils, forget cooking classes… this apron is all you need to become a gourmet chef!
• 100% cotton | Fabric weight: 3.2oz (lightweight)
• Over-the-head and around-the-waist adjustable drawstring
• 28” wide X 30” long
• Split front pocket
• Spot cleaning is recommended
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Tell My Wife I'm Retired
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