Don't Smile. Funny, Sarcastic Pessimist - Apron
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Adjustable Apron

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The last layer of defense against spillage of all sorts, this adjustable apron is a wonderful gift for yourself or a loved one. With plenty of coverage and pockets for utensils, forget cooking classes… this apron is all you need to become a gourmet chef!
  • 100% cotton | Fabric weight: 3.2oz (lightweight)
  • Over-the-head and around-the-waist adjustable drawstring
  • 28” wide X 30” long with a split front pocket
  • Spot cleaning is recommended
  • Imported product, printed & processed in the USA

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Don't Smile. Funny, Sarcastic Pessimist
Don't Smile. Funny, Sarcastic Pessimist
Smiling will give you wrinkles. Embrace your negative thinking. Frown happily. Rejoice in your nihilism. Great gift for a pessimist, negative thinker, complainer, argumentative person.
Tags: pessimism, negativity, argue, complain, thinking, sarcastic, wrinkles, negative, pessimistic, downer, sardonic, pessimist, sarcasm, nihilist, funny, no smile
goldwingstees
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